Ok, I don't watch a lot of tv but apparently I watch just enough to have caught a particularly irritating ad several times last week. Surely you noticed it as well: Dunkin' Donuts new campaign advertising that you can order their lattes in plain English! You see someone ordering a "medium latte" and everyone cheers! Hurrah!
I HATE YOU AND YOUR STUPIDITY! LATTE IS NOT AN ENGLISH WORD! DIAF!
And you may now return to your regularly scheduled day.